class Dion extends Person { // My Blogs public String getBlog() { return "http://almaer.com/blog"; } public String getAjaxian() { return "http://ajaxian.com"; } public String getOpenWebPodcast() { return "http://openwebpodcast.com"; } // teh social public String getTwitter() { return "http://twitter.com/dalmaer"; } public String getFriendFeed() { return "http://friendfeed.com/dion"; } public String getLinkedIn() { return "http://www.linkedin.com/in/dalmaer"; } public String getFacebook() { return "http://facebook.com/dalmaer"; } public String getFlickr() { return "http://flickr.com/dalmaer"; } public String getEmail() { return "dion@almaer.com"; } // My Stuff public String getResume() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/cv"; } public String getBook() { return "http://www.pragprog.com/titles/ajax"; } public String getArticles() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/articles/"; } public String getTools() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/tools/"; } // private (password required) private String getEmily() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/emily"; } private String getWedding() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/wedding"; } private String getInlaws() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/rock"; } private String getRedbook() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/personal/red_book"; } private String getOldPhotos() { return "http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/photos"; } private static Dion instance = null; // singleton pattern forevah! protected Dion() {} public static Dion getInstance() { if (instance == null) instance = new Dion(); return instance; } }
function Dion() { // My Blogs this.blog = function() { window.location = 'http://almaer.com/blog'; } this.ajaxian = function() { window.location = 'http://ajaxian.com'; } this.owp = function() { window.location = 'http://openwebpodcast.com'; } // teh social this.twitter = function() { window.location = 'http://twitter.com/dalmaer'; } this.ff = function() { window.location = 'http://friendfeed.com/dion'; } this.linkedin = function() { window.location = 'http://linkedin.com/in/dalmaer'; } this.facebook = function() { window.location = 'http://facebook.com/dalmaer'; } this.flickr = function() { window.location = 'http://flickr.com/dalmaer'; } // My Stuff this.resume = function() { window.location = 'http://almaer.com/dion/cv'; } this.mybook = function() { window.location = 'http://www.pragprog.com/titles/ajax'; } this.articles = function() { window.location = 'http://almaer.com/dion/articles'; } this.tools = function() { window.location = 'http://almaer.com/dion/tools'; } this.email = function() { window.location = 'mailto:dion@almaer.com'; } // Private (password required) function emily() { window.location = that.emily; } function wedding() { window.location = that.wedding; } function inlaws() { window.location = that.inlaws; } function redbook() { window.location = that.redbook; } function oldphotos() { window.location = that.oldphotos; } var that = this; }
use Class::Struct; struct Person => { blog => '$', # ... }; my $dion = Person->new( # My Blogs blog => 'http://almaer.com/blog', ajaxian => 'http://ajaxian.com', owp => 'http://openwebpodcast.com', # teh social twitter => 'http://twitter.com/dalmaer', ff => 'http://friendfeed.com/dion', linkedin => 'http://linkedin.com/in/dalmaer', facebook => 'http://facebook.com/dalmaer', flickr => 'http://flickr.com/dalmaer', # My Stuff resume => 'http://almaer.com/dion/cv', mybook => 'http://www.pragprog.com/titles/ajax', articles => 'http://almaer.com/dion/articles', tools => 'http://almaer.com/dion/tools', email => 'mailto:dion@almaer.com', # Private (password required) _emily => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/emily', _wedding => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/wedding', _inlaws => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/rock', _redbook => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/red_book', _oldphotos => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/photos' );
class Person < ActiveRecord::Base acts_as_blogger acts_as_technology acts_as_family end dion = Person.create( # My Blogs :blog => 'http://almaer.com/blog', :ajaxian => 'http://ajaxian.com', :owp => 'http://openwebpodcast.com', # teh social :twitter => 'http://twitter.com/dalmaer', :ff => 'http://friendfeed.com/dion', :linkedin => 'http://linkedin.com/in/dalmaer', :facebook => 'http://facebook.com/dalmaer', :flickr => 'http://flickr.com/dalmaer', # My Stuff :resume => 'http://almaer.com/dion/cv', :mybook => 'http://www.pragprog.com/titles/ajax', :articles => 'http://almaer.com/dion/articles', :tools => 'http://almaer.com/dion/tools', :email => 'mailto:dion@almaer.com', # Private (password required) :_emily => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/emily', :_wedding => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/wedding', :_inlaws => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/rock', :_redbook => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/red_book', :_oldphotos => 'http://almaer.com/dion/personal/private/photos' )
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